Dont worry I saw this in a movie.
askk
1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex?
my best friend Dave
2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car?
Yep, have a friend thats a cop. we chase each other on motorcycles and swap cars
3.Are you stubborn?
I spent 7 hours building a workbench today. You figure it out.
4.If you took a drug test right now, would you pass?
Yes, Im an army officer. part of my job, and i couldnt be more proud to have such clean piss.
5.Who was the last person to be on a bed with you?
my roommates
6.Do you tend to hold a grudge?
yep, cause when youre a fuckface, i remember
7.Who is the last person that pissed you off?
every old person on the road in florida
8.Whats something that bothers you about girls?
i scare them off
9.What’s a fact about the last person that texted you?
i met her online
10.Who sits in behind you in your math class?
ive been out of college longer than youve been in high school
11.Where is the biggest scar on your body?
spleenectomy, right down my abs, 14, skateboarding. 6/12/1999
12.Have you ever been told you were amazing?
my grandma tells me that all the time
13.Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?
nope, unless drugs is code for my dickkkkkk
14.When was the last time you fought with your parents?
not in a while, and never for a bad reason
15.What was the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
right now, rum and coke
16.What would your last name be if you married the last person you texted?
something polish
17.Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
nope
18.Who was the last person to play with your hair?
i have no idea
19.Do you get along with girls?
usually
20.Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
yes, it was my grandma
21.Who was the last person you kissed on the cheek?
my grandma!
22.Who are your last 4 txts from?
a polish girl
23.Who was the last girl you talked to?
a polish girl
24.Do you know anyone who drinks a lot?
myself!
25.Would you ever get plastic surgery?
fuck no, i came equipped with awesome
26.Do you speak any other languages other than English?
yeah, awesome
27.What was the last lie you told your mother?
never needed to, she caught me smoking when i was like 13
28.Have you ever had to call the cops on someone?
the fashion police
29.What was the last compliment you received?
'ur cute'
30.Have you talked to a bitch today?
like a little pussy bitch, or an asshole bitch? cause yes to both
31.Are your parentsdivorced?
yes
32.Have you had sex today?
no
33.Do you judge​ people you don’​t know?​
nope, but i judge those i do
34.Are you a bad influ​ence?​
not unless you have an issue with camouflage, tattoos, motorcycles and forming sentences
35.Is there anyone that’s in love with you right now?
hate and love for me are dental floss deep
36.Would you ever live with any of your best friends?
yes, been deployed with them. my best friends are way better than yours
37.How many people in your life have you kissed?
all of them, wtf kind of question is this
38.Are you photogenic?
dimples, blue eyes, tattoos
39.Does anyone know a really deep and dark secret about you?
someone had to help me hide the hookers body, bitch was heavy
40.Do you use birth control pills?
on omelets, yes
41.When was the last time you went to a funeral?
11/11/2011- my grandmas bf, navy vet, great dude. dress blues came out for that one
42.Has one of your boyfriends best friends ever tried to get with you?
sounds weird
43.What do you receive the most compliments on?
surprising you
44.Do you currently owe anyone money?
harley davidson
45.Would you ever marry anyone for their money?
and their tits
46.Do you usually have a lot of drama in your life?
nope
47.Who do you think is the most attractive actor?
none
48.How old is the last person you kissed on the lips?
70, grandma
49.Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you?
yeah, walked away and did push ups like he told me to
50.Are you 100% over the last person you kissed?
my grandma is #1, no way
51.What’s one thing you don’t like about yourself?
im too awesome for everyone
52.Have you told anyone that you missed them lately?
mom, 2 hrs ago
Give me some questions, im bored! bravoromeo.tumblr.com/ask
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